- Release Date: 2008
- Runtime: 97 min
- Genre: Comedy
- Starring: Larry The Cable Guy, Richard Bull, J. David Moeller, Will Clinger ... see all
- Director: Charles Robert Carner
- Plot: The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned... Read more
User Reviews
Confused
Aug 23, 2008
pryncessreadalot - yahoo.com
Aug 23, 2008pryncessreadalot - yahoo.com
Before renting this movie, I'd never heard of Larry the Cable guy and after watching, I wish I'd never heard of him. I just didn't get it. I hated this movie and after watching, I feel like I should've been paid... Full review
Not. Funny.
Jul 11, 2008
guitar_static - yahoo.com
Jul 11, 2008guitar_static - yahoo.com
I'm sorry, but this truly was a piece of crap. They probably worked so hard on it, and I do feel bad saying it, but it's true. Save your money for something else, you'll walk out at the end of the... Full review
age
Jul 11, 2008
dawgz_freak_03 - yahoo.com
Jul 11, 2008dawgz_freak_03 - yahoo.com
if your looking for a good action/comedy this is your movie but if you have childrren under the age of 13 they do not need to see this ... due to crude humor mild language and sexual activities... Full review
Larry the Cable Guy at his best!
Jul 11, 2008
jordanpowell2003 - yahoo.com
Jul 11, 2008jordanpowell2003 - yahoo.com
Witless Protection is easily the funniest funny of the year so far, and Larry's best movie yet. A lot of white-trash jokes and red-neck humor. Deputy Larry mistakes a witness as a damsel in distress from the F.B.I If you love... Full review
NO PROTECTION
Jul 11, 2008
superbadfannumba1 - yahoo.com
Jul 11, 2008superbadfannumba1 - yahoo.com
this movie is filled with stupid jokes and an attemped to hard laughter but it ends up being just like a comedy version of any action film using weapons ever created. There is absoulutley no point or plot to this movie... Full review
Good silly movie--but you have to like silly
Jul 11, 2008
bamboo - yahoo.com
Jul 11, 2008bamboo - yahoo.com
If you want Oscar buzz, go see Vantage Point. This was funny. For those of you who don't speak Southern fluently, sorry you don't get it. If you liked Cloverfield and hated this, I don't give you any credibility.... Full review
Where's Jenny?
Jun 26, 2008
marble_candlecat - yahoo.com
Jun 26, 2008marble_candlecat - yahoo.com
Put Jenny McCarthy on the cover and her name but don't give her a worthy part in the movie. What is that about? They knew I would rent it for that reason. Dirty Love was really good. This movie will make... Full review
Larry's okay
Jun 23, 2008
darthgrader - yahoo.com
Jun 23, 2008darthgrader - yahoo.com
Larry the Cable guy is a required taste, and no i don't mean the whole redneck thing, it's just in some roles he'a actually pretty funny...here not so much as in the Health Inspector, but this movie did still have a... Full review
Not good at all
Jun 16, 2008
dtgillespie - yahoo.com
Jun 16, 2008dtgillespie - yahoo.com
What the heck was Larry thinking??? this was by far the dumbest movie he has done. Horrible acting, horrible visuals, horrible direction. The only thing that kept this movie together was Larry's analogies. Don't waste your time.... Full review
much better than expected!!!!!!!!!
Jun 15, 2008
thegrumpet - yahoo.com
Jun 15, 2008thegrumpet - yahoo.com
I think this movie was given a lot of crap just because it has Larry the Cable Guy. Let me tell you- rent this movie if you like silly comedy. Don't rent it if you want an in-depth smart comedy. :)... Full review
Critics Reviews
| Aug 15, 2008associatedcontent.com
I Love Larry the Cable Guy, but Witless Protection Just Failed to ImpressI love Larry The Cable Guy, sincerely, whole heartedly..... ... Full Review
| Aug 15, 2008associatedcontent.com
Witless Protection on Blu-ray though just failed to impress me..... ... Full Review
| Jun 15, 2008commonsensemedia.org
This is a great gut buster for 13+ OK for kids my age: Y
Reviewer: PureSpinGolferHX (14 years old), Date: June 15, 2008 I say: Larry the cable guy fails to dissapoint agian...
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| Jun 11, 2008Monsters and Critics
has been in one great movie -....The film is just awful with not a laugh in it.....maybe he wasn't proud of the film either.....Larry the Cable Guy has a certain charm in his standup.... ... Full Review
| Jun 11, 2008Monsters and Critics
has been in one great movie -....The film is just awful with not a laugh in it.....maybe he wasn't proud of the film either.....Larry the Cable Guy has a certain charm in his standup.... ... Full Review
News
Almost a TRUE BLOOD Vampire...
fangoriaonline.com –
2009-05-14
WITLESS PROTECTION: DVD
urbancinefile.com.au –
2009-03-12
When a beautiful blonde (Ivana Milicevic) turns up at his smalltown's café escorted by four men in black, Deputy Sheriff Larry (Larry the Cable Guy) figures they've kidnapped her and jumps to the rescue - hoping perhaps to finally make... ... Full Article
Oscars Live Blog - First Hour
cinematical.com –
2009-02-22
Larry the Cable Guy 'gits-r-done'
ocregister.com –
2008-12-08
Witless Protection (Blu-ray Disc)
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2008-06-10

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