The Velocity of Gary

Please identify the Actors correctly before presuming to offer critique. The film is great, but this site should at least get the playbill straight before offering up any kind of review........ Full review

SPOILERS:I sure didn't expect so many negative comments on this movie. Although I didn't love it myself, I wouldn't call it the worst movie ever made. I'd actually give it about a 6 which basically means I neither loved it... Full review

How could a person who is supposedly totally deaf, with any degree of accuracy, lip sync to a record playing on a juke box? Why on earth would a person running a dance school feature a porn star as a... Full review

Let's just say, this movie was pretty boring when we weren't hunting for man kisses. It had its moments, there were some pretty sad/funny parts, but the highlights of the movie were (SPOILER ALERT!) the opening scene with Tommy Jane... Full review

"The Velocity of Gary' is like our worst visit to the dentist, dragged out for what seems like centuries. The performances are overwrought, characters underdeveloped. The most wrenching and distasteful part is that, on paper, this was probably an interesting... Full review

The only character that showed any hope of developing into someone cool lasts about a half-hour, Salma Hayek is rarely off-screen for more than a few minutes, but it is STILL the most unwatchable movie ever made. It looks like... Full review

I found this movie to be utterly unsatisfying because of its excursions away from the story, (which was unfocused to begin with) and the poor editing job. Some of the acting was passable, but I did not believe any of... Full review

It's painful to watch competent actors slumming in this movie. You know they are reaching for something "cool" and knowing, when what they ultimately grab at is something infantile and delusional. This is probably the writer James Still's point: that... Full review

"THE VELOCITY OF GARY" starts out promising and quite cinematic with hunky Thomas Jane as daylight cowboy Gary (not his real name) showering in one of New York's open hydrants. Montage of Gary (n.h.r.n) in every cinematographer's NY tribute from... Full review

The only thing keeping me in the theatre during this movie was the $8 I paid to see it. The plot is completely obscure. The acting is less than tolerable. Vampire/Porno/Love Triangle with AIDS...can't really think of a worse combo.... Full review

their characters may seen bizarre....Vincent D'Onofrio stars as Valentino, a well-known porn actor whose worsening illness (never named) causes his two lovers to join in making them all a home..... ... Full Review

I'm more intrigued by films like " Happiness " and " In the Company of Men .....their characters may seen bizarre....it's less interesting to see unconventional people express traditional values than to see conventional people express untraditional values.....Vincent D'Onofrio stars as Valentino, a well-known porn actor whose worsening illness (never named) causes his two lovers to join in making them all a home..... ... Full Review

Strewing far too much clutter around the central love story, the script's awkward development and failure to pin down its characters present a losing battle for the cast, none of whom make much of an impression. Ireland and scripter James Still (adapting his own play) expend an inordinate amount of energy sketching the colorful nocturnal fauna at the 24-hour doughnut shop where Mary Carmen provides surly counter service. ... Full Review

Concluding on a curiously hetero and jarringly hopeful final note, The Velocity of Gary certainly has the best intentions.....But the film's main flaw is director Ireland's visual approach;....Velocity 's story becomes even more downbeat when Carmen discovers.... ... Full Review

As directed by Dan Ireland ("The Whole Wide World"), "The Velocity of Gary" has rough spots but rings emotionally true and paints a vivid picture of New York City's underbelly. Capsule Review by Jeffrey M. Anderson Salma Hayek turns in a great performance as Mary Carmen in this movie based on a true story. ... Full Review

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The actress and her millionaire financier fiance Arpad Busson are said to be lavishing ?11,000 on their nuptials next June, to include a ceremony and reception at the palace's famous Orangery. ... Full Article

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Uma Thurman has quashed rumours that she secretly wed over the weekend. The actress denied that she and fianc? Arpad Busson exchanged vows after eloping to the Bahamian island of Eleuthera last Saturday, E! reports. ... Full Article

Is Uma Thurman going to walk the aisle this weekend? Sources close to the actress and her fianc?, multimillionaire Arpad Busson, who arrived on the Bahamian island of Eleuthera earlier this week, tell PEOPLE that wedding plans may be underway... ... Full Article