The Master of Disguise

The Master Of Disguise was a hi-larious film! It could use a little modern day remix now that its been about six years but I can't explain why people don't like it. It's a really nice film for the whole family.... Full review

asome just asome if you see it you well lafh to much pepole say its bad but thir wrong its funny you well enjoy this film you will... Full review

Awww man! I was really hoping I would of liked this movie, I never saw it in theaters, but I bought it on DVD and I have to saw: WOW! Not the good WOW, the bad WOW! This movie was a... Full review

i do not get y everbody hates this movie its a great movie great humor and a good idea i just dont understand y nobody likes it rent it its very funny... Full review

This definately makes it in my top 5 worst movies I have ever seen. This movie makes Hollywood look like a joke. Honestly what were they thinking when they developed this time-wasting retarded movie. Not funny......This movie had horrible acting, a... Full review

The film clearly should have a disguise to make it into even slightly enjoyable entertainment but through the running time it by far fails to do so.... Full review

This movie sucked I left after the first 20 minutes it was really pointless and it wasn't even funny like people said it was. All time failure.... Full review

This movie is a horrible movie! The funny parts, are really not that funny. The acting was horrible, and the story stunk. For one thing, it got boring fast. You knew what was about to happen. I was at first suprised... Full review

Okay, I KNOW everyone's got a little kid in them. I definitely do. I found this movie to be extremely funny, especially all of the characters that Dana Carvey acted as....such as the old hag Gammy Num Nums, the ever so... Full review

The Master of Disguise is a horrendous movie because it has the worst acting I have ever seen in a movie. Althoug it can be funny, it is one of the worst movies of all time.... Full review

In theory, the whole point of The Master Of Disguise is to show off its stars virtuoso performance skills, yet most of the big gags rely on computer-generated imagery, dubbed sound effects, or expensive-looking costumes. Nor is any of this helped by the slack direction, combining unfunny improvised dialogue, wallpaper pop music, irregularly spaced voice-over and an occasional try for mock-expressionist style in shadowy, backlit scenes of villainy. ... Full Review

The Master of Disguise" is an embarrassing, amateurish disaster. Pistachio is a nerdy waiter at his father's restaurant until mom and dad get kidnapped by a bad guy (Brent Spiner ... Full Review

What separates Master of Disguise from so many other banal SNL alum vehicles is that it's a movie made for kids. He is dragged back in, however, after being kidnapped by his former nemesis, Devlin Bowman (Brent Spiner in goatee and chomping a cigar), who plans to use his morphing talents to obtain the world's art treasures and store them in a secret underground lair. ... Full Review

Carvey the wild card is nowhere in evidence in the shockingly bad "The Master of Disguise. That picture has some of the most satisfyingly crafted comic-adventure sequences of any recent movie. ... Full Review

Carvey's primary role in Master of Disguise, however, is that of Pistachio Disguisey, an ordinary waiter with a hidden, mostly untapped talent for transforming himself into any persona he wishes. Carvey's original idea for Master of Disguise was helped to the screen by executive producer Adam Sandler, a buddy of his from their time on NBC's Saturday Night Live. ... Full Review

If you're the typical American female - or Jack from Will & Grace - two of your most common girlie daydreams are: "Omigod, what if I were a pop starlet?" and "I wanna be the bride at a lavish wedding." ... Full Article

Watching The Master of Disguise , an awful, stillborn comedy assembled out of rusty spare parts from secret agent movies and run-of-the-mill ''Saturday Night Live'' skits (where jokes often labor on well past their expiration dates), children who never knew... ... Full Article

Few details are available yet regarding this developing Dana Carvey (remember him?) comedy vehicle, in which it is assumed that Carvey will portray the Master of Disguise himself. ... Full Article

To be famous is hard. But to watch your Q rating flatline in your own household is even harder. That's how Carvey felt when his boys discovered a box containing his Church Lady costume and the Emmy he won for... ... Full Article

In just over a minute you can see everything that's wrong with this one-joke farce sometimes Hollywood studios won't show certain films to reviewers. It's a kind of damage control. ... Full Article

Dana Carvey: Dennis Van Tine/London Features Paula Abdul choreographed a bit of your new movie. How do you think you'd do if you took a character like ''Saturday Night Live'''s Derek Stevens onto ''American Idol'' and sang ''Choppin' Broccoli''? ... Full Article