The Hottie & the Nottie

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE has a fairly interesting premise; sadly, it doesn't hold up. What is odious about the movie is how it gleefully "uglifies" the "nottie. ... Full Review

Inevitable dash of pretension: Moore praises director Tom Putnamalso conspicuously absent from the commentaryfor having the bright idea to film so many scenes near the ocean, which makes the movie "feel cinematic. while making belated suggestions for how the movie might've been even funnier. ... Full Review

Slap us silly from the start - a start extremely broad, garnering laugh one-of-two before surrendering to the horrible 'comedy' music you hear, making you know you're supposed to think this is madcap So, if flat, gross-out humor, unromantic romance, lackluster performances and ugly misogyny are your bag, Paris Hilton is bringing it to you! ... Full Review

Seriously though, I really did enjoy the movie.....I loved it.....I was also impressed by Christine Lakin's acting fortitude.....If you haven't seen Spiral yet, go rent it, excellent thriller.....When compared to other blondes (Jessica Simpson), Paris is actually very good..... ... Full Review

Most lame films with ugly girls, and hot girls in the mix end this way.....I like Paris Hilton, I admit it freely.....The lame predictable plot....it was pretty pathetic on how horrible she portrayed her character.....though was not the only thing that made the movie painful to watch..... ... Full Review

The screenplay also suffers as a comedy....Joel Moore and Christine Lakin are just fine in their roles, often lending a little bit of sincere acting to their scenes.....the dialogue is often either cheesy or derivative.....Urb might as well be a tree as he is incredibly wooden.....The plot is obviously predictable..... ... Full Review

It's the worst kind of bad movie, one blissfully unaware of how much it outrightly insults the viewer's intelligence and sense of taste. If The Hottie & the Nottie had embraced some sort of sarcastic or satirical edge, it might have been a decent flick. ... Full Review

The comedy is routine and the outcome is obvious but somehow the film grows gradually and unexpectedly less annoying; now instead of ranking as an unforgettable turkey, it's merely forgettable. Johann Urb plays the uninspired villain, a male model/dentist who fixes June's face, but with an ulterior motive. ... Full Review

taking easy potshots at albinos and dwarves, this is a humongously dishonest film.....Mean-spirited nonsense that casts the jail-dodging convicted drunk driver as a pouting mother Teresa, The Hottie & the Nottie confirms.... ... Full Review

Lets face it, no one is expecting a film starring Paris Hilton to be good, and The Hottie and the Nottie is definitely not hot. While The Hottie and the Nottie may indeed reset the bar for cinematic awfulness and certainly has Razzies in the bag for Worst Actress, Title, Film, and Premise, sometimes a film is so bad its good. ... Full Review