The Hottie & the Nottie

Actors
• Paris Hilton .... Cristabel Abbott
• Joel Moore .... Nate Cooper (as Joel David Moore)
• Christine Lakin .... June Phigg
• Johann Urb .... Johann Wulrich
• Adam Kulbersh .... Cole Slawsen
• The Greg Wilson .... Arno Blount
• Marianne Muellerleile .... Mrs. Blount
• Kathryn Fiore .... Jane
• Scott Prendergast .... Randy - Creepy Albino Guy
• Morgan Rusler .... Stan - 'Marry Me' Guy
• Ryan Alvarez .... Extremely Unattractive Guy
• Erin Cardillo .... Yoga Teacher
• Samantha Bailey .... Little Girl
• Jeremy Scott Johnson .... Little Girl's Dad
• Gino Anthony Pesi .... Cheesy Guy
• Karley Scott Collins .... Young Cristabel
• Caleb Guss .... Young Nate
• Kurt Doss .... Young Arno
• Alessandra Daniele .... Young June
• Joe Gieb .... Midget Mime
• Don Abernathy .... Man on the pier (uncredited)
• Walter Delmar .... Geek (uncredited)
• Marcus Lindsey .... Evil Konieval (uncredited)
• Alexandra Nowak .... Yoga Patron (uncredited)
• Christian Roberts .... Club Goer (uncredited)
• Shadii .... Club Goer (uncredited)
• Evan Shields .... Club Patron (uncredited)
• Lorraine Smith .... Herself (uncredited)
• Brianna Tatiana .... Female Club Patron (uncredited)
• Henry Fleming Wood .... Club Patron 2 (uncredited)

Director
• Tom Putnam

Producer
• Kenneth Burke
• Roger Crotti
• Jeffrey Geller
• Paris Hilton
• Grace M. Lee
• Isaac Lekach
• Joshua Lekach
• Myles Nestel
• Victoria Nevinny
• Neal Ramer
• Hadeel Reda
• Hans G. Syz

Cinematography
• Alex Vendler