The Hottie & the Nottie

this movie was literally the biggest piece of garbage ever made...i s*** my pants and vomitted all over myself cuz it made me that sick. i think over 50% of the people that saw this movie have already commited suicide and... Full review

paris, paris, paris, i love her so much. all the critics are doing are just hating on the fact that they could not act any better than her. she is so beautiful and this movie deserves more credit than what it's... Full review

Dont waste your time and brain cells! This movie was horrible. the acting sucked and so did the visuals. overall F------... Full review

Do they expect us to spend our money to see this movie? i watched and i immediately regreted it. I mean come on!... Full review

okay I watched this movie when I was extremely bored and found it to be somewhat entertaining. I would not pay money to see it, but it is worth watching when you have nothing else to do. Paris is a horrible... Full review

Please, save your money. I couldn't watch this dreck for more than 10 minutes! Horrible story, Paris Hilton is a wooden, unemotional doll (I'm being kind here) that doesn't understand the first thing about acting. Stick to posing Paris and don't... Full review

wooow paeis you are an icon but stupid dont understand what is the icon mybe most of them are jealous from you because you have every thing talent beauty etc.... Full review

Look, it's bad, but there's been way worse movies out there-it's at least got a plot that evolves, some okay luaghs, and a nice scene of Paris in langeria (i usually don't find her attractive) so it at least does have... Full review

This movie is not about Paris Hilton. Its about this guy searching for "the one". HE is the main character, not Paris Hilton ....HAHAHAHAHA. And by the way I think Paris was a good actor. People are just hating on Paris... Full review

What an awful movie!!!!! Paris can't act to save her life. The story is only half bad, but the acting is horrible. Even the makeup used to make the "nottie" can't save this movie.... Full review

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE has a fairly interesting premise; sadly, it doesn't hold up. What is odious about the movie is how it gleefully "uglifies" the "nottie. ... Full Review

Inevitable dash of pretension: Moore praises director Tom Putnamalso conspicuously absent from the commentaryfor having the bright idea to film so many scenes near the ocean, which makes the movie "feel cinematic. while making belated suggestions for how the movie might've been even funnier. ... Full Review

Slap us silly from the start - a start extremely broad, garnering laugh one-of-two before surrendering to the horrible 'comedy' music you hear, making you know you're supposed to think this is madcap So, if flat, gross-out humor, unromantic romance, lackluster performances and ugly misogyny are your bag, Paris Hilton is bringing it to you! ... Full Review

It's the worst kind of bad movie, one blissfully unaware of how much it outrightly insults the viewer's intelligence and sense of taste. If The Hottie & the Nottie had embraced some sort of sarcastic or satirical edge, it might have been a decent flick. ... Full Review

The comedy is routine and the outcome is obvious but somehow the film grows gradually and unexpectedly less annoying; now instead of ranking as an unforgettable turkey, it's merely forgettable. Johann Urb plays the uninspired villain, a male model/dentist who fixes June's face, but with an ulterior motive. ... Full Review

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Editor's note: I'd like to personally thank The Evil Beet, who -- when this DVD arrived here at the Film.com stratospheric flying platform -- stepped up to the challenge when all others, including yours truly, shrank away to watch something,... ... Full Article

The Hottie and the Nottie was originally set here, but you thought it would be best to move the filming to LA.What's wrong with Boston? ... Full Article

A source told the NY Post: "At one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her. ... Full Article

We just got the poster for Hottie & The Nottie from IMPAWARDS .This wonder film stars Paris Hilton so be sure to go get in line now for this future classic. ... Full Article