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| Plot Summary Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge. |
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| Directed By Tom Putnam | Produced By Myles Nestel Kenneth Burke Hadeel Reda Neal Ramer Joshua Lekach Victoria Nevinny | |
| Runtime 90 min |
Language/Color English / C |
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| Release Year 2008 |
Genre Comedy,Romance |
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as Cole Slawsen
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Review from ./entertainment.timesonline.co.u
Are Manchester United a one-man team? This scabious little piece of celluloid exists purely to showcase Paris Hilton, and should be a cause of shame for everybody involved. A tedious, laughless comedy about the romantic fortunes of a sex goddess, her ugly best friend and their suitor, it is populated solely by talentless creeps and repellent gags. The usual Hollywood message – that beauty comes from within – seems even more incongruous in a movie that is ugly to its core. Enjoy comfort, safety, space and great design. Are you California dreaming? Explore the wonders of the Golden State. Need help...more
Are Manchester United a one-man team? This scabious little piece of celluloid exists purely to showcase Paris Hilton, and should be a cause of shame for everybody involved. A tedious, laughless comedy about the romantic fortunes of a sex goddess, her ugly best friend and their suitor, it is populated solely by talentless creeps and repellent gags. The usual Hollywood message – that beauty comes from within – seems even more incongruous in a movie that is ugly to its core. Enjoy comfort, safety, space and great design. Are you California dreaming? Explore the wonders of the Golden State. Need help...more
Review from imdb
ugh. what cinematic feces!
ugh. what cinematic feces!
NO! This movie is so god awful it's not even funny as camp. It's so bad it's boring AND you can feel your soul shriveling.
I'd rather sleep with Paris Hilton than watch this crud again, and that's saying something since she's loaded with venereal disease.
Watching this film was like having a view from underneath a toilet....and watching in horror as each piece of cinematic feces after another emerged, falling horribly and inevitably towards you.
If you are fool enough to waste your money like I did you have no right to a refund...my only consolation...more
Review from ./avclub.com
quot;The hotness of one girl is directly proportional to the ugliness of her best friend," opines an actor named The Greg Wilson in The Hottie And The Nottie. From that less-than-universally acknowledged truth, a waste of 90 minutes has been spun. (Yes, he really goes by "The Greg Wilson," although "The Extremely Poor Man's Horatio Sanz" might have been a better choice for a stage name.) Continuing the parade of almost-familiar faces, Matthew Lillard-resembling Joel David Moore serves as the recipient of that wisdom. Moore plays a man so beaten up by life, he doesn't even bother having the word "Loser"...more
quot;The hotness of one girl is directly proportional to the ugliness of her best friend," opines an actor named The Greg Wilson in The Hottie And The Nottie. From that less-than-universally acknowledged truth, a waste of 90 minutes has been spun. (Yes, he really goes by "The Greg Wilson," although "The Extremely Poor Man's Horatio Sanz" might have been a better choice for a stage name.) Continuing the parade of almost-familiar faces, Matthew Lillard-resembling Joel David Moore serves as the recipient of that wisdom. Moore plays a man so beaten up by life, he doesn't even bother having the word "Loser"...more
Review from azcentral.com
Director: Tom Putnam. Cast: Paris Hilton, Christine Lakin, Joel David Moore, Greg Wilson. Hilton (who also executive-produces) stars as hottie Cristabel, "the most beautiful woman in LA." She is also unfailingly kind and loyal to "the nottie," her hideous best pal from childhood, June (Georgia Rule survivor Christine Lakin). Take a moment to process that image. Former first-grade classmate Nate (Joel David Moore, veteran of a long series of "that guy" roles), meanwhile, is suffering a quarter-life crisis and tracks down his early-childhood crush (creepy) with the help of old buddy Arno (played by The Greg Wilson; yes, that's how...more
Director: Tom Putnam. Cast: Paris Hilton, Christine Lakin, Joel David Moore, Greg Wilson. Hilton (who also executive-produces) stars as hottie Cristabel, "the most beautiful woman in LA." She is also unfailingly kind and loyal to "the nottie," her hideous best pal from childhood, June (Georgia Rule survivor Christine Lakin). Take a moment to process that image. Former first-grade classmate Nate (Joel David Moore, veteran of a long series of "that guy" roles), meanwhile, is suffering a quarter-life crisis and tracks down his early-childhood crush (creepy) with the help of old buddy Arno (played by The Greg Wilson; yes, that's how...more
Review from ./christiananswers.net
ChristianSpotlight.com — See home page for links to our index pages. Searching for answers? 1 hr. I’m ugly. Why was God so unfair to me this way? Teens! Have questions? Find answers in our popular TeenQs section. <IMG alt="Couple in love. What is true love and how do you know when you have found it? Learn how to make your love the best it can be. Discover biblical answers to questions about sex, marriage, sexual addictions, and more. “Christine Lakin is the hottie! “A girl refuses to marry her longtime boyfriend until he can find the perfect match for her...more
ChristianSpotlight.com — See home page for links to our index pages. Searching for answers? 1 hr. I’m ugly. Why was God so unfair to me this way? Teens! Have questions? Find answers in our popular TeenQs section. <IMG alt="Couple in love. What is true love and how do you know when you have found it? Learn how to make your love the best it can be. Discover biblical answers to questions about sex, marriage, sexual addictions, and more. “Christine Lakin is the hottie! “A girl refuses to marry her longtime boyfriend until he can find the perfect match for her...more
Review from cinemablend.com
Site! Let�s face it, no one is expecting a film starring Paris Hilton to be good, and The Hottie and the Nottie is definitely not �hot.� On premise alone, the film has that straight-to-DVD flavor and Paris� robotic performance does nothing to improve the vibe. Yet somehow, despite the ridiculously contrived plot, horrible acting, and gag-worthy humor the movie is still hysterical in that train wreck sort of way that earned �Flavor of Love� a third season and a spin off. The film operates under the premise that �The hotness of one girl is directly proportional to the ugliness of...more
Site! Let�s face it, no one is expecting a film starring Paris Hilton to be good, and The Hottie and the Nottie is definitely not �hot.� On premise alone, the film has that straight-to-DVD flavor and Paris� robotic performance does nothing to improve the vibe. Yet somehow, despite the ridiculously contrived plot, horrible acting, and gag-worthy humor the movie is still hysterical in that train wreck sort of way that earned �Flavor of Love� a third season and a spin off. The film operates under the premise that �The hotness of one girl is directly proportional to the ugliness of...more
Review from filmjerk.com
As if the title alone wasn't enough to lock this loathsome feature film in a trunk and sink it to the bottom of the ocean, it also stars Paris Hilton. Nate (Joel David Moore, �Grandma�s Boy�) is a loser who wants to reverse the tide of his failed relationships by chasing after childhood love, Cristabelle (Paris Hilton). Attempting to woo her, Nate is promised carnal delights if he can find a boyfriend for Cristabelle�s total opposite: the disgusting June (Christine Lakin). Balding, and cursed with rotting teeth and braidable body hair, hooking June up is a tall order, and as Nate...more
As if the title alone wasn't enough to lock this loathsome feature film in a trunk and sink it to the bottom of the ocean, it also stars Paris Hilton. Nate (Joel David Moore, �Grandma�s Boy�) is a loser who wants to reverse the tide of his failed relationships by chasing after childhood love, Cristabelle (Paris Hilton). Attempting to woo her, Nate is promised carnal delights if he can find a boyfriend for Cristabelle�s total opposite: the disgusting June (Christine Lakin). Balding, and cursed with rotting teeth and braidable body hair, hooking June up is a tall order, and as Nate...more
Review from ./hollywoodsnitch.com
By Matt Johnson: Let me start this off by saying how much I wanted to enjoy this movie. Since I first heard of its conception, the talk has been about how terrible it was going to be, mostly because of one reason, Paris Hilton. I tend to enjoy it when movies completely blindside the movie-going public. Sadly, this movie lived up to the expectations it was presented with, but not in the way you might think. We've seen the basic story before. Nate Cooper (Joel David Moore) plays the lovable loser who travels across the country to find the hottie,...more
By Matt Johnson: Let me start this off by saying how much I wanted to enjoy this movie. Since I first heard of its conception, the talk has been about how terrible it was going to be, mostly because of one reason, Paris Hilton. I tend to enjoy it when movies completely blindside the movie-going public. Sadly, this movie lived up to the expectations it was presented with, but not in the way you might think. We've seen the basic story before. Nate Cooper (Joel David Moore) plays the lovable loser who travels across the country to find the hottie,...more
Review from ./moviemaze.de
08. Nate hat sich vorgenommen in LA seine Kindergartenliebe aufspüren und sie davon zu überzeugen, sich in ihn zu verlieben. Nachdem dies unerwartet schnell gelingt und die mittlerweile noch um einiges hübschere Cristabelle tatsächlich Gefallen an ihm zu finden scheint, ist die Sache so gut wie geritzt. Die romantische Komödie von Tom Putnam, der mit seinem Kurzfilm Tom Hits His Head zahlreiche Preise abräumte, sticht in erster Linie durch Hauptdarstellerin Paris Hilton ins Auge. Dt. Start: 06. Dt. Start: 29....more
08. Nate hat sich vorgenommen in LA seine Kindergartenliebe aufspüren und sie davon zu überzeugen, sich in ihn zu verlieben. Nachdem dies unerwartet schnell gelingt und die mittlerweile noch um einiges hübschere Cristabelle tatsächlich Gefallen an ihm zu finden scheint, ist die Sache so gut wie geritzt. Die romantische Komödie von Tom Putnam, der mit seinem Kurzfilm Tom Hits His Head zahlreiche Preise abräumte, sticht in erster Linie durch Hauptdarstellerin Paris Hilton ins Auge. Dt. Start: 06. Dt. Start: 29....more
Review from rollingstone.com
That generous half star rating I tacked onto to this comedy abomination is all for Paris Hilton. Come on, it takes guts (or gross dim-wittedness) to appear on screen again after House of Wax. Hilton — my nominee as Hot Bad Actress for the ages — is still pretty waxy as Cristabelle, the hottie who will sleep with her nerd prince (Joel David Moore) on one condition: He must first find a consort for her bff June (Christine Lakin), a nottie of such scabby, acned horror (oh, that foot fungus!) that you know a makeover is coming. Too bad no one...more
That generous half star rating I tacked onto to this comedy abomination is all for Paris Hilton. Come on, it takes guts (or gross dim-wittedness) to appear on screen again after House of Wax. Hilton — my nominee as Hot Bad Actress for the ages — is still pretty waxy as Cristabelle, the hottie who will sleep with her nerd prince (Joel David Moore) on one condition: He must first find a consort for her bff June (Christine Lakin), a nottie of such scabby, acned horror (oh, that foot fungus!) that you know a makeover is coming. Too bad no one...more
Review from rollingstone.com
We'll always have Paris, at least to kick around, thanks to a zombiefied performance worthy of George Romero in this limp-dick of a comedy. Still, Hilton deserves my generous half-star rating: It takes guts to appear onscreen again after House of Wax. Hilton is wax incarnate as the hottie who won't sleep with her nerd prince (Joel David Moore) until he finds a consort for her BFF (Christine Lakin), a nottie of such scabby, acned horror that you know a makeover is coming. Too bad no one thought to make over this dumping ground for clichés. The film in its opening...more
We'll always have Paris, at least to kick around, thanks to a zombiefied performance worthy of George Romero in this limp-dick of a comedy. Still, Hilton deserves my generous half-star rating: It takes guts to appear onscreen again after House of Wax. Hilton is wax incarnate as the hottie who won't sleep with her nerd prince (Joel David Moore) until he finds a consort for her BFF (Christine Lakin), a nottie of such scabby, acned horror that you know a makeover is coming. Too bad no one thought to make over this dumping ground for clichés. The film in its opening...more
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