- Release Date: 2004
- Runtime: 89 min
- Genre: Comedy
- Starring: Mark Heap, Michael Lerner, Ronni Ancona, Michael Peña ... see all
- Director: Alex De Rakoff
- Plot: The film is a mockumentary comedy, in which Bloom plays young milkman Jimmy. He is an amateur boxer who by a bizarre twist of events ends up fighting the world... Read more
User Reviews
Great, underrated little film
Sep 15, 2006
new_skin - imdb.com
Sep 15, 2006new_skin - imdb.com
I first saw 'The Calcium Kid' at the end of 2004, and have since bought the DVD. This movie is very underrated, with great performances from a mostly-unknown-outside-of-the-United-Kingom (at the time) cast. The film begins a week before a much-anticipated... Full review
Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome......
Oct 30, 2005
Cinema_Fan - imdb.com
Oct 30, 2005Cinema_Fan - imdb.com
This little gem of a movie is quite a rare find; if you come across it then you should definitely go the full ten rounds and give it your best shot. Set in modern day London and starring a very young... Full review
Very British, Very Funny
Mar 14, 2005
nazgul748 - imdb.com
Mar 14, 2005nazgul748 - imdb.com
The Calcium Kid is very funny in the tradition of "Young Frankenstein" and Monty Python stuff. Orlando Bloom shows that he can do more then play the swashbuckler. The humor ranges from subtle to absurd. The screenplay was just a... Full review
One of Orlando Bloom's better films!!
Jan 30, 2005
Psylocke83 - imdb.com
Jan 30, 2005Psylocke83 - imdb.com
This is a sweet and charming comedy about the milk delivery man Jimmy Connally (played wonderfully by Orlando Bloom) who gets the chance to fight against the undefeated world championship holder Jose Mendez in a boxing ring in London.I must... Full review
A simple story is still the very best writing
Jan 07, 2005
anniescribe - imdb.com
Jan 07, 2005anniescribe - imdb.com
My sister managed to track down a Region 1 copy of "The Calcium Kid" for me on DVD.I thought it was a good little movie. It turned out to be MUCH better than I thought it would be; I figured... Full review
Even if you don't like boxing, you'll love this movie
Dec 06, 2004
Sarah - imdb.com
Dec 06, 2004Sarah - imdb.com
So far, this is my vote for the Feel Good Movie of the Year. It the whimsical story about an amateur (record: 0-0-0) boxer, played by Orlando Bloom, going up against the World Champion, played by Micheal Pena. The movie... Full review
Not at all bad!!!
Oct 04, 2004
chickadee19 - imdb.com
Oct 04, 2004chickadee19 - imdb.com
I must first admit to being a big Orlando Bloom fan, yes, for the looks not the acting, and was looking forward to this film. I was not disappointed. The story of Jimmy(Bloom) an amateur boxer being put up against... Full review
cute movie
Sep 16, 2004
chris123 - imdb.com
Sep 16, 2004chris123 - imdb.com
I've read all the terrible reviews; I wasn't expecting much, especially since I'm unlikely to get any British humor (being in the US and growing up in Asia). But the movie really surprised me at how many times it made... Full review
A wonderful view into the many facets of Orlando
Sep 09, 2004
tvance-1 - imdb.com
Sep 09, 2004tvance-1 - imdb.com
In a era of 'reality TV' this low budget 'mockumentary' is a diamond in the rough, the storyline has heart but also manages to be one of the most amusing films I've seen in some time. It's a great movie... Full review
A wonderful lighthearted comedy.
Sep 08, 2004
Nevaratoiel - imdb.com
Sep 08, 2004Nevaratoiel - imdb.com
It's so cute! Amateuristic, yes, and also documentary style. OK, I admit, I bought it because of Orlando, but I wouldn't have if everybody had said it was bad. I read bad reviews on it, but my online buddies said... Full review
Critics Reviews
| Oct 07, 2004Urban Cinefile
As a feature, The Calcium Kid pulls too many punches and misses the opportunity to open up on some of these hilarious situations, and with its amateurish attempt at a mockumentary, it really only serves as a light spar around the ring, as opposed to the full-on punch up it could have been. ... Full Review
| Apr 16, 2004BBC Films
Over-egged, half-baked, and too darn sweet, The Calcium Kid is little more than cinematic creampuff..... ... Full Review
RTE, Ireland
The breathless editing and hyperactive music at the start of 'The Calcium Kid' gives the hope that this British mockumentary is going somewhere
The film soon settles into a so-so low-budget wannabe comedy that never really goes anywhere, despite the presence of up-and-coming Hollywood star Orlando Bloom.
... Full Review
News
'Calcium Kid' DVD gets August release
digitalspy.co.uk –
2004-07-31
The Calcium Kid will be released on DVD in the UK on August 30th. The film follows Jimmy Connelly (Orlando Bloom), a young milkman, who finds himself entered in a fight for the world boxing title, after accidentally knocking out... ... Full Article
The Calcium Kid (15)
viewlondon.co.uk –
2004-04-27
Despite several decent gags and a good lead performance from Bloom this is ultimately hamstrung by budgetary constraints and fails to deliver any knockout punches. ... Full Article
Orlando: 'I'm keeping my kit on'
digitalspy.co.uk –
2004-04-21
Movie heartthrob Orlando Bloom has refused to bow to pressure from the ladies to go starkers in front of the camera. The star, who strips down to his shorts for upcoming boxing flick The Calcium Kid , said that's as... ... Full Article
Wholesome milkman Jimmy Connelly (Bloom) has one ambition in his life - to become regional manager at his local dairy.To keep himself fit he drinks three pints of milk a day and works out at the local boxing gym. ... Full Article
The Calcium Kid: Don't go to see this film expecting another Raging Bull . The Calcium Kid may have its pleasures, but this is a boxing movie with hardly any boxing. ... Full Article
Plot London milkman Jimmy becomes a hero overnight when a boxing promoter discovers that under his skinny frame lie bones of steel and a killer punch. ... Full Article



