Simon Sez

Dennis Rodman Did A Great Job In This Film But That's Just One Man's Opinion. The People That Hate This Movie Are Too Picky With Little Details.... Full review

I loved this movie when I saw it. It was a rainy day and I was in my dad's basement when I first saw this, and I thought it was amazing and so funny that I set a timer to record... Full review

Oh man i hated that movie. It is one of the worst movie i have ever seen. The story was common and awful. The acting was awful too.... Full review

Although this movie has low reptation on the whole, but i think that this movie is great action movies i have ever seen.Dennis Rodman did great job in this films.This movie is worthy to see over and over again.... Full review

Rodman did a pretty good job in this movie but nothing amazing. What do you expect though? Morgan Freeman. Simon Sez gives you what you want action and some comedic moments.... Full review

Dennis The Worm Rodman Is The Man in this movie i dont know what you voters watched your idiots. This was a great action movie... Full review

That movie was crap,and denis's acting was bull crap. That black nigro don't even know how to move,and he was ugly black son of a botch.... Full review

Nah i ain,t rating A for this crappy movie. I kinda liked it but I hated the black nigro actor. He can;t even move with his tall ass.... Full review

With non-stop action in your face right from the word go, you just can't keep up with the story. Plus, there are too many characters and they are throwing punches and kicks at eachother all the time. It becomes boring after... Full review

I was in Mexico on a rainy day and only got 1 English channel. Unfortunately, this movie happened to be playing. The acting is absolutely terrible. The characters are overly dramatic and have commited career suicide. If you're over the age... Full review

The DVD's 5.1 sound mix is first rate, combining nasty sound effects with Nicholas Pike's largely orchestral soundscape. Based on a story by genre producer Moshe Diamant, who penned the concepts for "Midnight Man" (1994) and "Simon Sez" (1999), and written by forgettable newbie Josephine Coyle, "feardotcom" (or "Fear Dot Com") gave loud horror director William Malone another opportunity to pay homage to some of his favourite horror motifs - notably the child with the bouncing ball from Frederico Fellini's ... Full Review

And one absolutely deserved by this absolutely pathetic film. Simon Sez provides a frequently stunning surround mix, but it offers quality that's often less than stellar. It didn't help; it just makes the movie that much worse. ... Full Review

Simon Sez" HAS to been one of the most awful movies (if you could even call it a movie) this year. Dennis Rodman plays Simon, or rather Simon is just a screen-extention of Rodman, filled up with a bunch of hokey action, lame acting, and no style or substance whatsoever! ... Full Review

Simon's bumbling and overeager assistant As Simon digs deeper through the facts, he must not only try to nab Ashton while dealing with his resident thug, XIN-XIN (XIN-XIN XIONG)and The Dancer, but must also make sure that no harm comes to Claire. ... Full Review

Saturday September 25, 1999 With "Simon Sez," a lackluster international action adventure, that well-known performance artist and occasional basketball player Dennis Rodman has his first starring screen role as an ace Interpol agent based on the French Riviera. ... Full Article

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Ain't capitalism great? Armed with only marginal (at best) r?sum?s and the fading notoriety of a cross-dressing NBA power forward, the makers of this film somehow managed to scam their way into a long working vacation in France and a... ... Full Article

I just wonder if the bunch of dumbfucks that though up this vile pack of celluloid shit really were serious in doing this. I can't believe that a bunch of assholes, Dennis faggoty fag Rodman included would just come up... ... Full Article