Miss Cast Away

There was a time when Michael Jackson was revered as the King of Pop. Then came a time when he attracted negative publicity as much as lemonade attracts wasps. Finally, it is now the time that we feel truly sorry for... Full review

Do the following: Get a copy of this movie and a friend. Wager the friend $10 that they can't sit through this entire movie. They cannot divert their gaze or be distracted by anything. Now watch your friend. Win or lose,... Full review

holy sweet murder this is quite possibly the least funny movie i've ever seen. you can take my word for this as truth because it's playing on television right now. it's really one of the most pathetic productions i've ever seen.... Full review

You should never ever even consider to watch this movie! It is absolutely awful! This isn't an overstatement!! It is so unbelievable and exaggerated, it gets boring. It is just a movie where they have taken stories and plots from several... Full review

While traveling with a team of misses for the dispute of the Miss Galaxy, the airplane piloted by Maximus Powers (Eric Roberts) and Mike Saunders (Charlie Schlatter) crashes in an isolated, where lays Noah's Ark protected by the Jurassic Pork. While... Full review

This movie (even calling it a movie is an overstatement) is ridiculously horrible. Normally a huge fan of Eric Roberts in "B" list movies, this tragedy of a flick makes me question his real B list clout! And Charlie, please go... Full review

First, I would like to apologize for my rating of "1"... The only reason i give this film such a high rating is that I can't delve into negative integers. All "This is a spoof" musings aside, and while I certainly... Full review

Except for the appearance of talented Austin Powers impersonator Richard Halpern, this pic was your run of the mill movie spoof. Dated movie references will not help audiences that may come across this endeavor in future. Watch for "Groovy" Austin Powers... Full review

As an indie filmmaker, I try to at least make a decent film . This piece of ____ was beyond low budget. It was shot on video and not 24P mini-DV at least. The look and feel of this was just... Full review

This film, had it been done properly, has SO much potential. Parody films are always funny, and people tend to like them because they're light hearted, stupid and silly but fun. This film WAS funny in some parts, but it could... Full review

You pull this schtick at least 1,431 times in this nightmare of a movie....I'm saying that Miss Cast Away is about as funny as a shit-smeared wall.....Miss Cast Away and the Island Girls is easily one of the worst comedies I've ever seen.....the sort of atrocious filmmaking techniques that make you wish a person needed a license (and a psychiatric exam) to call himself a director.....style spoof and failing in every conceivable fashion, Miss Cast Away is nothing more than an 89-minute series of putrid puns, ... Full Review

Miss Cast Away seats us with the plight of a plane load of beauty contestants crash landing on a seemingly deserted island. Unfortunately, however, much of that intended humor comes from movie spoof jokes that hit as much as they miss. ... Full Review

Well, "Miss Castaway And The Island Girls" is certainly crazy and an entertaining mix of "Airplane" and "Survivor" with purposeful spoofs and very funny parodies of some of the best known movie blockbusters. The story is a mishmash of many different genres settling on parody. ... Full Review

Its every bit as painfully unfunny as Miss Cast Away. It seems that ever since Stoller made a short film parodying one of Jacksons Pepsi commercials from the Thriller era, the two have been pals. ... Full Review

And Id just seen what I consider to be the most horrific movie of the year. If, for nothing else, Miss Cast Away is worth watching just to catch a few long, clean glimpses of Joyce Giraud, the sickest chick this side of Texas (and a Miss Universe runner up to boot). ... Full Review

Michael Jackson loved the movies. And for years, he hoped to complement his staggering accomplishments in music with a career in film. Sadly, he never got to realize that dream before passing away. ... Full Article

In this frantic satiric comedy, Maximus Powers (Eric Roberts) and Mike Saunders (Charlie Schlatter) are a pair of airline pilots who are flying a chartered jet to Japan, booked for the contestants in the Miss Galaxy Beauty Pageant. ... Full Article

The comedic story of "Miss CastAway & the Island Girls" takes off like a 747 when a plane load of beauty contestants are transported from the United States to Japan for the Miss Galaxy Pageant. ... Full Article