Hard Ticket to Hawaii

SO BAD, ITS GOD! CANT TURN AWAY ONCE YOU BEGIN. THE EFFECTS, GAINT RUBBER SNAKE, CLOTHING, LIKE TOTALLY 80'S DUDE. IF YOU LOVE CORNEY (BLOOD SPLATTER PRIOR TO BULLETS MAKING CONTACT, WEIRD LIKE, "WHAT N THE HELL WAS THAT?") THIS IS... Full review

Unless I'm mistaken, Hard Ticket to Hawaii marks the first of many pairings of Dona Speir and Andy Sidaris - an actor-director combo sure to be remembered alongside De Niro-Scorsese and Lemmon-Wilder.Anyway, Dona's job here is to run around with... Full review

In this second film in Andy Sidaris's babes & bullets saga (precede by "Malibu Express" and followed by "Picasso Trigger", both slightly better films, in my mind) two DEA agents are killed on a private Hawaiin Island. Then two agents... Full review

If you liked The Remains Of The Day, Terms Of Endearment, or Steel Magnolias... avoid this movie at all costs.How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight... Full review

One of the hottest looking "actresses" ever. Lots of nudity, even when they have clothing on they are usually running around and wear very sexy outfits so it's still pretty cool. Despite the obvious appeal because of the babes, this... Full review

This is the cheesiest file to ever grace the air waves! Cheese, cheese and MORE cheese! The ONLY reason this movie got made (and the others that followed!) is thanks to Ms. Spier's considerable weapons.... Other than that, there is... Full review

The members of the academy have selected this film into our Hall of Fame mainly on the physical attributes of Dona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton. These two lovely ladies make a (have a) wonderful pair and their camaraderie give... Full review

After seeing some of the reviews on here, I had to set the record straight. This on Cinemax around 11pm almost every other night - so what does that tell you??? If you are looking for nudity (which I'm all... Full review

This non-fiction masterpiece retells the riveting true story of two beautiful government super-agents, their pet snake & a diabolical criminal plot, the implications of which will surely send chills down your spine.The safety of the free world is at stake... Full review

A film review by Christopher Null - Copyright 2002 Filmcritic.com As the movie's ber-cheesy theme song tells us, "It's a hard ticket to Hawaii / It's not paradise all the time. As Sidaris puts it, "this will either be really great or it won't," and it's probably the latter, but at least it's something different. ... Full Review

Two gorgeous women -- Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) -- operate a airplane cargo delivery service in Hawaii. But the delivery is interrupted when they stumble on a cache of diamonds that were to go to a ruthless drug dealer, Seth (Rodrigo Obregon). ... Full Review

I'll say it right now... even though it's going straight to DVD, I think Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus may give Hard Ticket to Hawaii a run for the most awesomely cheesy movie ever! ... Full Article