Half Past Dead

i loved it but it needed more action in it more zombies not just failed experiments, i love zombies i have seen every one of george a romero's movies i especially loved day of the dead becuase of the tame zombie... Full review

With some choppy camera work and very dreadful acting, Half Past Dead is just another hard core Seagal action flick.... Full review

This is such a good movie, ja and steven are tremendous together, and i was in shock at how critics can bad tak this movie, it was awesome, with great action... Full review

Anybody who liked Under Siege 2 should like this because Chestnut and Seagal have great chemistry. It is a shame Chestnut played the bad guy but Ja Rule was a OK sidekick. Any way its not often you see Morris... Full review

Nice action movie.. The story is good too, some parts are maybe stupid, but hey its a movie... Also, the critics from the newspaper on anything REALLY sucks, this movie AINT a D+ movie, but a B movie AT LEAST.... Seagall... Full review

Nice action movie.. The story is good too, some parts are maybe stupid, but hey its a movie... Also, the critics from the newspaper on anything REALLY sucks, this movie AINT a D+ movie, but a B movie AT LEAST.... Seagall... Full review

Steven Segal wearing a doo rag????? WA HA HA HA HA AHAWA HA HA HA HA AHAWA HA HA HA HA AHAWA HA HA HA HA AHAWA HA HA HA HA AHAWA HA HA HA HA AHAWA HA HA HA HA... Full review

Steven Segal wearing a doo rag????? WA HA HA HA HA AHAWA HA HA HA HA AHAWA HA HA HA HA AHAWA HA HA HA HA AHAWA HA HA HA HA AHAWA HA HA HA HA AHAWA HA HA HA HA... Full review

This movie was great and it was nonstop violence through the whole thing. Seagal was awesome as usual. with his martial arts moves and gunplay at the end. Pretty good for PG-13!!! Great action truly a keeper KO... Full review

This movie was great and it was nonstop violence through the whole thing. Seagal was awesome as usual. with his martial arts moves and gunplay at the end. Pretty good for PG-13!!! Great action truly a keeper KO... Full review

The only interesting note in the whole exercise is the encouraging performance of rapper Ja Rule as Nick.....This movie recycles every prison and action-movie cliché into an entirely predictable lump of a film.....Age and kilos haven't been kind to Seagal....though, Paul's script just doesn't hang together, with the improbability building to the point.... ... Full Review

Right from the opening credits, where the slow-motion camera glorifies guns and bullets, to the bad guys dressed in black coats, to the senseless violence that defies the laws of physics, Half Past Dead is one scourge of an action movie. Now we have Half Past Dead, and its not only the same kind of banal repetition Seagal is (in)famous for, its exactly the kind of movie Michael Moore warned is fuelling Americas deadly xenophobia in Bowling For Columbine. ... Full Review

Lousy movie. To say that it is not among Seagal's better efforts is putting it mildly. ... Full Review

These scenes are okay....Mediocre choreography of the action....this film as an all-around good guy....the enjoyable action spectrum.... ... Full Review

Had they left Seagal dead, this would have made the rest of the movie infinitely better. The movie sucks, and regardless of how well it's presented doesn't change the fact that it sucks. The soundtrack sounds very good as well. ... Full Review

Modern movie action stars like The Rock and Vin Diesel have been nothing but a disappointment. Don't worry, Steven Seagal is back... with a vengeance! ... Full Article

A group of Matrix extras bust into a reopened Alcatraz to extract a criminal mastermind from the island prison.Unluckily for them, FBI fat-man Steven Seagal is on undercover overtime... ... Full Article

Steven Seagal is back! Look upon his fleshy neck, his dodgy hair and his strangely puffy immobile face, ye pantywaist liberals, and tremble! Steven is back to kick ass, or as much ass as is consistent with his self-declared status... ... Full Article

Action hero Steven Seagal goes behind bars -- though don't worry, he isn't really a bad guy -- in this action thriller. Sascha Petrosevitch (Seagal) is an FBI agent working undercover to infiltrate a gangland kingpin's operations. ... Full Article

Fortunately, the project is somewhat redeemed thanks to an aging Steven Seagal, who looks to have gained some humility since his earlier action-star days, and rapper Ja Rule, a baby-faced charisma machine perfectly comfortable with this vein of eye candy... ... Full Article

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