Do or Die

I confess to getting this on DVD due to my favorite model Pandora Peaks having been cast in a small role. It wasn't til I started watching it that I saw both Erik Estrada and Pat Morita in it and... Full review

Amazing that Pat Morita could still get hired after the travesty that is Karate Kid III. And yet he actually notched up 85 more credits before his death. Any working actor should be so lucky.But c'mon: lovable Mr. Miyagi as... Full review

This is one of those flicks that you and the rest of your friends should just sit around and watch one late night and laugh about the corniness and marvel at the visual beauty of the explosions and the women in... Full review

This is one of those flicks that you and the rest of your friends should just sit around and watch one late night and laugh about the corniness and marvel at the visual beauty of the explosions and the women in... Full review

The sixth in Andy Sidaris' series of Playboy Playmate/CIA agent extravaganzas is probably one of the most entertaining, although the story actually makes more sense than usual -- which robs it of some of its camp value. (Part of the... Full review

This movie is so hopelessly inept, that if it was played in a more tongue-in-cheek manner it might have been considerable fun. Now, it's just corny. The sex scenes are reasonably stylish, but are arbitrarily thrown into various parts of... Full review

It amazes me how far some stars fall. In this case, I mean Pat Morita and Erik Estrada. The "plot" involves two gorgeous, big-chested CIA agents being chased by six pairs of assassins sent by an Asian crime boss (Pat... Full review

These Sidaris pictures are silly. If you expected anything more serious than James Bond, you'll be disappointed. But if 007 pictures don't have enough sex for you, try one of Sidaris' shows.Cynthia Brimhall looks bored and distracted in this one.... Full review

When given the choice of "DO" (as in watching this flick) and "DIE" (as the title declares)...after serious consideration, the latter would probably be far less painless. The movie is really brainless, grade z stuff that wouldn't get breathing rates faster,... Full review